I'll bet living in a nudist colony takes all the fun out of Halloween. 
~Author Unknown

Hold on, man.  We don't go anywhere with "scary," "spooky," "haunted," or "forbidden" in the title. 
~From Scooby-Doo

Charlie Brown is the one person I identify with.  C.B. is such a loser.  He wasn't even the star of his own Halloween special. 
~Chris Rock

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Don’t let donkey parents steal your joy. - Wendy Williams

Flavor of Love and I Love NY b/c that is on a whole nother level. That's straight comedy. Anyway, I'm watching Age of Love. As a 28-year-old I feel like I'm going to be very embarrassed by at least a few of the 20-year-olds even though I shouldn't be .*sigh* At least the guy is easy on the eyes. He's 6'5". YAY!!

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Some quotes I found:

Writing is easy: All you do is sit staring at a blank sheet of paper until drops of blood form on your forehead. ~ Gene Fowler

Politics, n: Poly "many" + tics "blood-sucking parasites" ~ Larry Hardiman

"Beware of the leader who bangs the drums of war in order to whip the citizenry into patriotic fervor, for patriotism is indeed a ( Read more... )

Ignorance may be bliss for the ignorant but it's hell on the rest of us.

Sometimes all the stupidity/ignorance/nonsense is just too much.

"It's not premarital sex if you don't plan on getting married." I went to this family court thing this morning and one of the speakers ended her talk with that. Love her. If this whole lawyer thing doesn't work out for her, she could do standup.

Other great quotes that I've recently come across:

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